The Goxoa Sportsbeer Blonde
A refreshing loophole in fitness culture from Montpellier. This beer does burpees better than you. Made for athletes, it's refreshing, smooth, and just sweet enough to feel like a reward. Many reps required.
Aroma & Taste
The Goxoa Sportsbeer opens with a subtle blend of yeast, sweet and fruity aromas, complemented by caramel notes that evoke a smooth, balanced character.
The first sip reveals a round mouthfeel, with a malty backbone that gently gives way to hints of citrus fruits, creating a refreshing and smooth drinking experience.
The finish is slightly creamy with a lingering sweetness, leaving a harmonious aftertaste that balances its light liveliness.
Story & Design
Goxoa Sportsbeer is dedicated to supporting a balanced, healthy lifestyle with its non-alcoholic blond beer, designed specifically for athletes.
The brand stands for bringing together the best of refreshment and performance, offering an isotonic drink with subtle hoppy aromas and a malty base, perfect for those who want to stay active and hydrated.
The vibrant brand design combines bold pinks and yellows with illustrations of athletes, reflecting the brand’s dynamic and sporty ethos while also hinting at its modern, energy-infused qualities.
Ingredients & Value
This alcohol-free blonde beer keeps it honest with six ingredients: water, barley malt, rye malt, hops, yeast, and CO2. Pure brewing, authentic flavour, no shortcuts.
At just 25kcal and 3.0g sugar per bottle (roughly 7.6kcal and 0.91g per 100ml), it's impressively light compared to traditional brews, while the €3.32 price reflects serious craftsmanship worth the investment.
1 Ingredients: Number of Ingredients
2 Temperature: Recommended Consumption Temperature
3 Price: Per 330ml in 12-Pack
Verdict
We finally found the loophole in fitness culture: it’s called sportsbeer. Cancel your gym subscription — subscribe to a 12-pack instead. More seriously, with Goxoa, you can hydrate, recover, and enjoy with zero guilt: low alcohol, low calories, low sugar.
A beer for athletes sounds like a prank, right? But then you take a sip and realise this thing is smoother than your recovery routine. Named after the Basque word for “sweet” or “gentle”, Goxoa lives up to the vibe — soft caramel notes, a little citrus, and a creamy finish that says “you’ve earned this,” whether or not you actually did.
It is the perfect post-sweat reward — cool, refreshing, and isotonic. Less beast mode, more bliss mode.