Prizm NOLO Sour Ananas
"Pineapple does not go on pizza." Gordon Ramsay said it. Pineapple in sour beer? Might finally end his pineapple kitchen nightmare. Prizm Nolo's 0.0% Fruited Sour from Montpellier — tangy, tropical, lychee twist, deliciously divisive. The French send their regards.
Nocoholics Explorer Pack
Alcohol-free beer: a good one opens your mind. Twelve change your habits. Europe's best from Montpellier to Copenhagen, curated in one box. Start your journey and discover your new favorite.
Big Drop Pine Trail Pale Ale
Britain normalized the breakfast pint. Again. Big Drop's Pine Trail is the 0.5% pale ale designed for unapologetic morning drinking. Light, refreshing, London-brewed — because day drinking is a lifestyle, not a problem.
Prizm NOLO NEIPA
Alcohol? No. Hangover? Low. Tasteless? No. Sugar? Low. Regrets? No. Price? Low. Enough. NOLO! NOLO! NOLO! Prizm's Nolo Strata Simcoe NEIPA from Montpellier delivers tropical fruit, grapefruit, and passion fruit at 0.0%.
La Debauche Cute & Sober
That lamb in the flower crown? She's living your best life. This beer is a wet and sour cottagecore dream for everyone who fantasizes about serving freshly baked raspberry tarts in your stone countryside cottage. Don't be shy and put on your vintage floral dresses and enjoy this 0.5%, French, raspberry pink beer — tart, fruity, and floral just like your imaginary kitchen.
Brulo Lust for Life
Most lusts leave regrets. This one leaves mango, peach, and pine. Brulo’s flagship 0.0% IPA from Edinburgh is triple dry hopped with Citra, Simcoe, and Mosaic — the beer that started it all, and proof that brewing low means aiming high.
Jopen Nonnetje Wit
Brewed in a church, clouds like heaven — this little nun's been sunbathing. Sweet banana and coriander aromas give way to pineapple, orange peel, and a refreshing citrus finish. A wheat beer so smooth and drinkable, you'll confess your sins just to order another.
Jopen Nonnetje Hazy IPA
They brew it in a church. They name it 'little nun'. And somehow, it's still one of the cheekiest beers we've ever tasted. Juicy, tropical, and boldly bitter — a hazy IPA that's bright, balanced, and holy in all the right ways.
To Øl Implosion IPA
To Øl Implosion IPA review — crisp citrusy non-alcoholic IPA from Copenhagen. Hero-ranked for flavor precision, stunning design, and low calories.
Goxoa Sportsbeer Blonde
A refreshing loophole in fitness culture, brewed in Montpellier. This beer does burpees better than you — smooth, sweet, and just rewarding enough to justify the workout. Many reps required.
Vandestreek Funhouse
A flavor rollercoaster — your taste buds scream for more, your liver applauds. This hazy, hop-forward non-alcoholic NEIPA is bursting with citrus, peach, and tropical fruit aromas, balanced by a smooth body and crisp finish.
Vandestreek Playground
Parental supervision obsolete, playground rules still apply — share, play fair, no alcohol. This is the world's most awarded non-alcoholic IPA, and it earned every single trophy by tasting like a proper 5% craft beer while clocking in at 0.5%. Tropical, juicy, and impossibly full-bodied.
Thrive Peak Beer
This Belgian sports beer is the world's first protein-packed, alcohol-free beer that's actually tasty. Tropical, zesty, and scientifically engineered to make you better. Warning: contains 10g of protein — gym bros are typing...
Whiplash Never Drinking Again
Head back, neck snap, can’t stop — catching whiplash never felt this good. This hazy Irish IPA delivers a tropical punch of gooseberry, mango, and apricot with a full-bodied, creamy texture that makes you forget there’s barely any alcohol in it. Balanced, crisp, and unapologetically juicy.
Two Chefs Brewing Funky Falcon
This falcon flies at 0.2% altitude — perfect landing every time. Amsterdam's most crushable non-alcoholic pale ale delivers flowing flavours of lemongrass, citrus, and floral funk. Two ex-chefs turned this bird into their golden goose, and one sip explains why.