The To Øl Implosion Lager
Implosion (n.): when everything collapses perfectly into place. This lager is the controlled demolition of your expectations of non-alcoholic beers. Malty backbone, herbal notes, and a crisp finish that makes 0.5% feel like a choice, not a compromise. Clean, balanced, and unapologetically Danish.
The Two Chefs Brewing Funky Falcon
Funky Falcon 0.2% review: Amsterdam's most crushable non-alcoholic pale ale. Lemongrass, citrus, and floral notes with smooth bitterness. Two ex-chefs turned this into their golden goose.
The Whiplash Never Drinking Again
Head back, neck snap, can't stop — catching whiplash never felt this good. This hazy Irish IPA delivers a tropical punch of gooseberry, mango, and apricot with a full-bodied, creamy texture that makes you forget there's barely any alcohol in it. Balanced, crisp, and unapologetically juicy.
The Thrive Peak Beer
This Belgian sports beer is the world's first protein-packed, alcohol-free beer that's actually tasty. Tropical, zesty, and scientifically engineered to make you better. Warning: contains 10g of protein — gym bros are typing...
The Goxoa Sportsbeer IPA
The only IPA that improves your lap time — isotonic by design, iconic by nature. This Basque sports beer delivers citrus-forward hops and functional hydration in a 0.5% package that refuses to compromise on either performance or flavor.
The Vandestreek Playground
Parental supervision obsolete, playground rules still apply — share, play fair, no alcohol. This is the world's most awarded non-alcoholic IPA, and it earned every single trophy by tasting like a proper 5% craft beer while clocking in at 0.4%. Tropical, juicy, and impossibly full-bodied.
The Vandestreek Funhouse
A flavor rollercoaster — your taste buds scream for more, your liver applauds. This hazy, hop-forward non-alcoholic NEIPA is bursting with citrus, peach, and tropical fruit aromas, balanced by a smooth body and crisp finish.
The Goxoa Sportsbeer Blonde
A refreshing loophole in fitness culture from Montpellier. This beer does burpees better than you. Made for athletes, it's refreshing, smooth, and just sweet enough to feel like a reward. Many reps required.
The To Øl Implosion IPA
The To Øl Implosion. A beautiful taste grenade from Copenhagen.This IPA isn’t just an alcohol-free beer — it’s a blast of hops and citrus precision, packed in a can so pretty we almost didn’t open it. Cracked it anyway. No regrets.
The Jopen Nonnetje Hazy
They brew it in a church. They name it ‘little nun’. And somehow, it’s still one of the cheekiest beers we’ve ever tasted. Juicy, tropical, and deliciously bitter — a hazy IPA that’s bright, balanced, and holy in all the right ways.
The Jopen Nonnetje Wit
A smooth, citrusy non-alcoholic witbier with hints of banana, pineapple, and coriander, offering a balanced, refreshing finish with excellent drinkability.