Alcohol-free Beer
Vandestreek
Playground
€ 2.91
€ 34.90 per 12-Pack
Alcohol-free Beer
Vandestreek
Funhouse
€ 2.91
€ 34.90 per 12-Pack
Alcohol-free Beer
Two Chefs
Funky Falcon
€ 3.32
€ 39.90 per 12-Pack
Alcohol-free Beer
Jopen
Nonnetje Hazy
€ 2.91
€ 34.90 per 12-Pack
Alcohol-free Beer
Jopen
Nonnetje Wit
€ 2.91
€ 34.90 per 12-Pack
Alcohol-free Beer
Whiplash Never
Drinking Again
€ 2.91
€ 34.90 per 12-Pack
Functional Sportsbeer
Thrive
Peak Beer
€ 3.32
€ 39.90 per 12-Pack
Functional Sportsbeer
Thrive
Unwind Beer
€ 3.32
€ 39.90 per 12-Pack
Functional Sportsbeer
Thrive
Play Beer
€ 3.32
€ 39.90 per 12-Pack
Alcohol-free Beer
To Øl
Implosion IPA
€ 2.91
€ 34.90 per 12-Pack
Alcohol-free Beer
To Øl
Implosion Lager
€ 2.91
€ 34.90 per 12-Pack
Functional Sportsbeer
Goxoa
Sportsbeer Blonde
€ 3.32
€ 39.90 per 12-Pack
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Alcohol-free Beer
Vandestreek
Funhouse
A flavor rollercoaster — your taste buds scream for more, your liver applauds.
Alcohol-free Beer
Two Chefs
Funky Falcon
This falcon flies at 0.2% altitude — perfect landing every time.
Alcohol-free Beer
Jopen
Nonnetje Hazy
Brewed in a church, tastes like sin — holy hops with a wicked twist.
Alcohol-free Beer
Jopen
Nonnetje Wit
Brewed in a church, clouds like heaven — this little nun's been sunbathing.
Alcohol-free Beer
Whiplash Never
Drinking Again
Head back, neck snap, can't stop — catching whiplash never felt this good.
Functional Sportsbeer
Thrive
Peak Beer
This Belgian sports beer is the world's first protein-packed, alcohol-free beer that's actually tasty.
Alcohol-free Beer
To Øl
Implosion IPA
A beautiful taste grenade from Copenhagen. This IPA isn't just an alcohol-free beer — it's a blast of hops and citrus precision, packed in a can so pretty we almost didn't open it. Cracked it anyway. No regrets.
Alcohol-free Beer
To Øl
Implosion Lager
Implosion (n.): when everything collapses perfectly into place. Implosion (n.): when everything collapses perfectly into place. This Copenhagen lager proves that less can be more — malty backbone, herbal notes, and a crisp finish that makes 0.3% feel like a choice, not a compromise. Clean, balanced, and unapologetically Danish.
Functional Sportsbeer
Goxoa
Sportsbeer Blonde
Sweet, smooth, and sprint-ready — this beer does burpees better than you.
Functional Sportsbeer
Goxoa
Sportsbeer IPA
The only IPA that improves your lap time — isotonic by design, iconic by nature.
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