Goxoa Sportsbeer Blonde

€39.90

A refreshing loophole in fitness culture from Montpellier. This beer does burpees better than you. Made for athletes, it's refreshing, smooth, and just sweet enough to feel like a reward. Many reps required.

A refreshing loophole in fitness culture from Montpellier. This beer does burpees better than you. Made for athletes, it's refreshing, smooth, and just sweet enough to feel like a reward. Many reps required.

Taste: Sweet and smooth with a caramel backbone. You'll get gentle yeast and fruity aromas on the nose, then a round, malty sip with hints of citrus. The finish is creamy and subtly sweet — refreshing without being heavy. Perfect for when you want something that feels like a reward but won't slow you down.

Smooth Caramel Sweet

Legal: At 0.4% ABV, this qualifies as alcohol-free under EU law — the same trace amount found in ripe bananas or fresh orange juice.

Reality: You'd need about 12 cans to equal one regular 5% beer. Your body metabolizes it faster than you can drink it. Safe to drive, work, and stay sharp.

Nutritional Information:

per 100ml per 330ml
Type Blonde
Alcohol 0.4% 0.4%
Energy 25 kcal 82.5 kcal
Carbohydrates 5.9 g 19.5 g
Sugar 3.0 g 9.9 g
Protein 0.5 g 1.7 g
Fat < 0.5 g < 1.7 g
Salt < 0.0 g < 0.0 g

Ingredients: Water, Barley Malt, Rye Malt, Hops, Carbon Dioxide, Yeast, Sodium Nitrate

Vegan Isotonic

Shipping: Orders ship within 1-2 business days. You'll get Track & Trace via email, and delivery typically takes 2-3 working days depending on your location and carrier.

Returns: You have 14 days to return unopened, undamaged cans. Even if you've tried one and it's not for you, send back the rest. You cover return shipping; we'll refund every can we can resell.

Questions: Consult our FAQs or contact us directly.

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