Happy St. Patrick's Day
Whiplash
Never Drinking Again
Celebrate like the Irish. Wake up like a saint. Catching whiplash never felt this good.
€34.90
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VandeStreek
Funhouse NEIPA
A flavor rollercoaster — your taste buds scream for more, your liver applauds. This hazy, hop-forward non-alcoholic NEIPA is bursting with citrus, peach, and tropical fruit aromas, balanced by a smooth body and crisp finish.
Thrive
Peak Beer
This Belgian sports beer is the world's first protein-packed, alcohol-free beer that's actually tasty. Tropical, zesty, and scientifically engineered to make you better. Warning: contains 10g of protein — gym bros are typing...
Big Drop
Pine Trail
Britain normalized the breakfast pint. Again. Big Drop's Pine Trail is the 0.5% pale ale designed for unapologetic morning drinking. Light, refreshing, London-brewed — because day drinking is a lifestyle, not a problem.
Brulo
Lust for Life
Most lusts leave regrets. This one leaves mango, peach, and pine. Brulo's flagship 0.0% IPA from Edinburgh is triple dry hopped with Citra, Simcoe, and Mosaic — the beer that started it all, and proof that brewing low means aiming high.
Goxoa Sportsbeer
Blonde
A refreshing loophole in fitness culture, brewed in Montpellier. This beer does burpees better than you — smooth, sweet, and just rewarding enough to justify the workout. Many reps required.
To Øl
Implosion IPA
A beautiful taste grenade from Copenhagen. This IPA isn't just an alcohol-free beer — it's a blast of hops and citrus precision, packed in a can so pretty we almost didn't open it. Cracked it anyway. No regrets.
La Debauche
Cute & Sober
That lamb in the flower crown? She's living your best life. This beer is a wet and sour cottagecore dream for everyone who fantasizes about serving freshly baked raspberry tarts in your stone countryside cottage. Don't be shy and put on your vintage floral dresses and enjoy this 0.5%, French, raspberry pink beer — tart, fruity, and floral just like your imaginary kitchen.
Prizm
NOLO NEIPA
Alcohol? No. Hangover? Low. Tasteless? No. Sugar? Low. Regrets? No. Price? Low. Enough. NOLO! NOLO! NOLO! Prizm's Nolo Strata Simcoe NEIPA from Montpellier delivers tropical fruit, grapefruit, and passion fruit at 0.0%.
Whiplash
Never Drinking Again
Head back, neck snap, can't stop — catching whiplash never felt this good. This hazy Irish IPA delivers a tropical punch of gooseberry, mango, and apricot with a full-bodied, creamy texture that makes you forget there's barely any alcohol in it. Balanced, crisp, and unapologetically juicy.
Two Chefs Brewing
Funky Falcon
This falcon flies at 0.2% altitude — perfect landing every time. Amsterdam's most crushable non-alcoholic pale ale delivers flowing flavours of lemongrass, citrus, and floral funk. Two ex-chefs turned this bird into their golden goose, and one sip explains why.
Jopen
Nonnetje Wit
Brewed in a church, clouds like heaven — this little nun's been sunbathing. Sweet banana and coriander aromas give way to pineapple, orange peel, and a refreshing citrus finish. A wheat beer so smooth and drinkable, you'll confess your sins just to order another.
VandestreekPlayground
Parental supervision obsolete, playground rules still apply — share, play fair, no alcohol. This is the world's most awarded non-alcoholic IPA, and it earned every single trophy by tasting like a proper 5% craft beer while clocking in at 0.5%. Tropical, juicy, and impossibly full-bodied.
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What Is Craft Beer (And Why Does It Cost More)
No legal definition exists in Europe. Craft beer is a philosophy: small-batch, independent, ingredient-driven. Here is what that means for alcohol-free beer.
Why Alcohol-Free Beer Has Fewer Calories
Alcohol carries 7 calories per gram — more than carbs or protein. Remove it, and beer drops to 20 kcal. Less sugar than orange juice, too.
Why We Use Cans And Not Glass Bottles
Cans vs glass — which is better for the environment? We looked into it. The honest answer depends on where you live and whether you recycle.
The Ultimate Guide to Surviving Dry January
Dry January - that glorious month during which you trade your usual pint of beer for sparkling water and a sense of self-righteousness. Discover seven essential life hacks to help you breeze through the month and stay on track.
Ale or Lager? How Brewing Defines Beer Styles
Dark Ale, Pale Ale, Pilsner, Stout – the world of beer styles can appear daunting. However, once you understand the fundamentals of the brewing process, navigating this diverse landscape becomes refreshingly simple.
To Drink or Not to Drink? A Fun, Informative Chat
Nocoholics interviews Dr. Ginny Tonic, a leading expert in health and wellness — who, admittedly, doesn't really exist. In this conversation, we explore the impact of alcohol on our bodies and why choosing non-alcoholic options can be a smart, health-conscious decision.