To Øl Implosion Lager

€34.90

Implosion (n.): when everything collapses perfectly into place. This lager is the controlled demolition of your expectations of non-alcoholic beers. Malty backbone, herbal notes, and a crisp finish that makes 0.5% feel like a choice, not a compromise. Clean, balanced, and unapologetically Danish.

Implosion (n.): when everything collapses perfectly into place. This lager is the controlled demolition of your expectations of non-alcoholic beers. Malty backbone, herbal notes, and a crisp finish that makes 0.5% feel like a choice, not a compromise. Clean, balanced, and unapologetically Danish.

Taste: Subtle grainy malt aromas meet delicate herbal hops. Clean, balanced mouthfeel with smooth malt backbone and restrained bitterness. Dry, refreshing finish with crisp mineral quality. A lager that respects tradition without shouting about it.

Malty Herbal Crisp

Legal: At 0.5% ABV, this is classified as alcohol-free under EU regulations — the same trace amount found in many fruit juices and fermented foods.

Reality: You'd need to drink around 10 cans to match the alcohol in one regular 5% beer. Your body processes it faster than you can drink it.

Nutritional Information:

per 100ml per 330ml
Type Lager
Alcohol 0.5% 0.5%
Energy 22 kcal 73 kcal
Carbohydrates 4.8 g 15.8 g
Sugar 1.7 g 5.6 g
Protein < 0.5 g < 1.7 g
Fat 0.0 g 0.0 g
Salt 0.0 g 0.0 g

Ingredients: Water, Barley Malt, Maltodextrin, Hops, Yeast

Vegan

Shipping: Orders ship within 1-2 business days. You'll get Track & Trace via email, and delivery typically takes 2-3 working days depending on your location and carrier.

Returns: You have 14 days to return unopened, undamaged cans. Even if you've tried one and it's not for you, send back the rest. You cover return shipping; we'll refund every can we can resell.

Questions: Consult our FAQs or contact us directly.

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