Goxoa Sportsbeer Blonde
A refreshing loophole in fitness culture, brewed in Montpellier. This beer does burpees better than you — smooth, sweet, and just rewarding enough to justify the workout. Many reps required.
Aroma & Taste
Smooth · Caramel · Sweet
The Goxoa Sportsbeer opens with a subtle blend of yeast, sweet and fruity aromas, complemented by caramel notes that evoke a smooth, balanced character.
The first sip reveals a round mouthfeel, with a malty backbone that gently gives way to hints of citrus fruits, creating a refreshing and smooth drinking experience.
The finish is slightly creamy with a lingering sweetness, leaving a harmonious aftertaste that balances its light liveliness.
Story & Design
Sport · Montpellier · France
Goxoa Sportsbeer is dedicated to supporting a balanced, healthy lifestyle with its non-alcoholic blond beer, designed specifically for athletes.
The brand stands for bringing together the best of refreshment and performance, offering an isotonic drink with subtle hoppy aromas and a malty base, perfect for those who want to stay active and hydrated.
The vibrant brand design combines bold pinks and yellows with illustrations of athletes, reflecting the brand’s dynamic and sporty ethos while also hinting at its modern, energy-infused qualities.
Ingredients & Value
Blonde · 0.4% · 25 kcal
This alcohol-free blonde beer keeps it honest with seven ingredients: water, barley malt, rye malt, hops, yeast, CO2, and sodium nitrate. Pure brewing, authentic flavour, no shortcuts.
At just 82.5 kcal and 9.9g sugar per can, it’s impressively light compared to traditional brews, while the €3.33 price reflects serious craftsmanship worth the investment.
Verdict & Opinion
Hero
We finally found the loophole in fitness culture: it’s called sportsbeer. Cancel your gym subscription — subscribe to a 12-pack instead.
A beer for athletes sounds like a prank, right? But then you take a sip and realise this thing is smoother than your recovery routine. Goxoa isn’t competing with craft IPAs or session lagers — it’s playing a different game entirely. Isotonic hydration that actually tastes like beer. Low alcohol, low calories, low sugar, and zero guilt.
The drinking experience is the perfect post-sweat reward — cool, refreshing, and creamy. Soft caramel notes, a little citrus, and a finish that says “you’ve earned this,” whether or not you actually did. Less beast mode, more bliss mode.
Named after the Basque word for “sweet” or “gentle,” Goxoa lives up to the vibe. The bold pink-and-yellow design screams energy, but the beer itself whispers calm.
Rebel status earned. Many reps required.