"Pineapple does not go on pizza." Gordon Ramsay said it. Pineapple in sour beer? Might finally end his pineapple kitchen nightmare. Prizm Nolo's 0.0% Fruited Sour from Montpellier — tangy, tropical, lychee twist, deliciously divisive. The French send their regards.

That lamb in the flower crown? She's living your best life. This beer is a wet and sour cottagecore dream for everyone who fantasizes about serving freshly baked raspberry tarts in your stone countryside cottage. Don't be shy and put on your vintage floral dresses and enjoy this 0.5%, French, raspberry pink beer — tart, fruity, and floral just like your imaginary kitchen.

A refreshing loophole in fitness culture, brewed in Montpellier. This beer does burpees better than you — smooth, sweet, and just rewarding enough to justify the workout. Many reps required.

Parental supervision obsolete, playground rules still apply — share, play fair, no alcohol. This is the world's most awarded non-alcoholic IPA, and it earned every single trophy by tasting like a proper 5% craft beer while clocking in at 0.5%. Tropical, juicy, and impossibly full-bodied.

This Belgian sports beer is the world's first protein-packed, alcohol-free beer that's actually tasty. Tropical, zesty, and scientifically engineered to make you better. Warning: contains 10g of protein — gym bros are typing...